According to the scale at the gym, I've gained six pounds in one week. Oh, come on! How is that even possible? Yeah, I eat too much. But I always eat too much, and I don't normally gain six pounds per week. That's just nuts.
I've decided that I don't like my new haircut anymore. I can't get it to do what I want it to, and I feel like it makes me look old. Does anyone know of some makeover tv show that wants to do a pain-in-the-ass vegan makeover? You know, they give me $5000 to go shopping, then do my hair and makeup? But they don't get pissed off when I refuse to wear leather, wool, silk, cashmere, etc.? And they have to use cruelty-free makeup? Yeah, I'm sure the television producers will be all over that idea.
We're having a garage sale this Saturday, so if anyone wants to sell stuff, then come on over. I have to finish digging through my crap to find things to sell. Everything must go! I feel like I have a million things to do this week before I start back working full time again. I have to remind myself that I'm not going away for a year, I'll just be away from the house for about 10-12 hours or so per day. No big deal.
Yes, my life is very exciting. Tomorrow I plan to return a jar of pickles to Whole Foods because it was past the expiration date when I purchased it.
I'm so cool you can barely handle it.