Food? We had oat bran pancakes for dinner tonight. They sucked. Yes, I'm still being a big baby about the diet. I tried to buy a larger pair of jeans to wear, because all of my others are impossible to sit down in. But apparently, every pair of jeans one size up from my current "cut me in half or make me pass out" size fit me only around my waist, and nowhere else. They all have big hanging crotches, garbage bag butt space, and tree trunk thighs. I don't get it. Am I shaped like a freak or something? I'm like an apple with toothpicks stuck in it. Great.
...see? I told you I was being a baby.
Anyway. I found this highly amusing. Keep hitting refresh, and you will be entertained for hours! Thanks, K.
6 comments:
We should try the consignment shop and/or some thrift stores. Jeans are the hardest thing to find in the right shape/size.
Actually, I'm thinking about giving up completely and just going with velour jumpsuits. Or sweatpants. Lots of sweatpants.
Can I call you Mrs. Roper?
I hate baggy-crotch pants. That seems to be a problems with "women's sized". Get some ninja pants ( or yoga pants as they're called now) , they're a little more socially acceptable than anything velor. I only wear real pants when I leave the house.
oh no, it's not just you. i have a really hard time finding pants that fit too. if it fits my ass, it's hugely baggy in the waist. i know my ass isn't _that_ big. and don't forget that lovely juniors/misses disconnect. juniors = cute = don't fit me. misses = old lady = don't want. meh. and would it kill someone to make a cute summer top that doesn't make me look like a porn star? hmm? it'd be nice if we could at least go back to the days when there was some standardization in sizes. it'd be nice to be able to buy things online other than t-shirts.
C- Didn't Mrs. Roper just wear mumus? That would work too. :P
Holly- Ha, ninja pants. That makes them seem cooler just to call them that.
Laura- I know! Our age group seems to be stuck between the juniors and misses sections. I don't want thong baring pants or a sweater embroidered with apples. *sigh* What's a girl to do?
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