Food? We had oat bran pancakes for dinner tonight. They sucked. Yes, I'm still being a big baby about the diet. I tried to buy a larger pair of jeans to wear, because all of my others are impossible to sit down in. But apparently, every pair of jeans one size up from my current "cut me in half or make me pass out" size fit me only around my waist, and nowhere else. They all have big hanging crotches, garbage bag butt space, and tree trunk thighs. I don't get it. Am I shaped like a freak or something? I'm like an apple with toothpicks stuck in it. Great.
...see? I told you I was being a baby.
Anyway. I found this highly amusing. Keep hitting refresh, and you will be entertained for hours! Thanks, K.