Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Miles the Brat

Miles the Brat
Is quite a cat

brat on a chair

He claws & bites
At this and that

miles gave me a cankle

He'll leave you scratched and tattered
Bloodied & brusied

brat in a bag

Then snuggle up on your lap
Leaving you confused

daddy's boy.

Oh, Miles...Why!
Why do you abuse me so

miles is mad

It's a good thing you're cute,
You little psycho

pretty baby

5 comments:

Vegan Invasion! (Ashley Nicole) said...

So cute!!!

Ruby Lynn does the same thing to me. She really enjoys cutting my leg up with her nails (I had a foot long scar on my thigh, courtesy of her, for 2 whole months), then curling up next to me and giving me doggy kisses.

Weird!

Leigh said...

It's crazy. He attacks me so viciously, mostly on my arms and hands. Then he acts like it never happened.

laura said...

i'd suggest you put those little claw cover things on him, but i'm pretty sure he'd kill you.

Leigh said...

I have considered the soft paws, yes. But I am worried about putting them on him. I have a hard enough time just clipping his claws, and they grow so fast!

Celine said...

I loved the soft paws until the cats got clever enough to remove them themselves. the couch will have to live without being pretty.